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ZOMBITS© Backscratcher

25th Jul 2012, 12:00 AM in ZOMBITS© Products
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Dr Apocalypto 25th Jul 2012, 12:00 AM edit delete
Dr Apocalypto
Introducing a Very Special New Product Line...

Much time and attention has been devoted to fruitless speculation regarding the utility of zombies after the Inevitable Coming Zombie Apocalypse.

Dr. Apocalypto does not waste effort saying little prayers for the prolonged survival of those individuals deluded enough to believe that a zombie could be made into a safe companion, cheap labor, a pet, renewable treadmill-based energy or any other non-sense.

Nevertheless, Dr. Apocalypto recognizes the opportunities for convenience afforded in the use of zombie parts, provided that, after destruction, the zombies limbs and other bits continue to function somewhat independent of reason or direction from their host body. Watch this space in the near future for the best uses for what Dr. Apocalypto has already patented, copyrighted and began distribution of under the name: "ZOMBITS©.”
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