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Morgan's Man

4th May 2013, 12:00 PM in Like a Boss
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Morgan's Man
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Dr Apocalypto 4th May 2013, 12:00 PM edit delete
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True Story:

In 1671, Captain Morgan sent a small army of pirates to attack a Fort at Chagres on his path to sack Panama City. But that's boring.

Here's what's fun:

A few days into the fruitless siege of Chagres, after repeated attempts by the pirates to set the fort ablaze with no luck, one of the pirates was shot through the chest with an arrow. Though not so lucky for him, it was the beginning of a Fated Moment.

He pulled the arrow out of his chest, wrapped it in cotton, stuffed the arrow into his musket and fired it back into the fort. It sailed over the walls, cotton ignited by the fire from the gun and landed gently in the fort's gun powder storage room. Though that anonymous pirate almost certainly died later of infection in the sweltering Panamanian jungle, that didn't happen before he'd one-shotted a Spanish fort.

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